Thursday, September 23, 2010

more jokes

Q-why did the boy trow the clock out the window?
A-he wanted to see time fly!

knock knock!
who's there?
interrupting cow.
interrupting c-
MOO!

Q-what did the leopard say when he got his massage?
A-that relly hits the spot.

Q-what did the general say when he got shot in the arm?
A-oh my poor army!

knock knock.
who's there?
kaka.
kaka who?
kakadoodle do!

Q-what kind of nut deos not have a seed?
A-a dougnut!

Q-what was the caterpillar afrade of?
A-the dogerpillar!